June 2012
soujizz:
benefits to dating me
you have no competition
that’s about it actually
but i think it’s a good point
imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god
May 2012
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
lol i lost a follower
a little butthurt i called you out on your bullshit right
so i liked this page on facebook “SUPPORT MARRIAGE EQUALITY IN OHIO” like a million years ago because i’m not an idiot and I support gay marriage.
Whenever this page posts a photo relating to gay marriage (or essentially anything gay) there will be fucking legions of religious morons declaring them sinners and faggots.
this is why I really don’t like religion.
If...
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
3 tags
im-just-socially-awkward:
thatfunnyblog:
how much does a hipster weigh?
an instagram
DYING
lucy-vanpelt:
radroachmeat:
oneminuteonesecond:
mynameisharsh:
I can’t be the only one that brushes their teeth while walking around the house….
My mate just looked at me like I was on shrooms…
I hate standing at the sink just brushing away, I can get shit done if I move around.
Definitely not the only one! Everyone says I’m weird for it but I feel like I’m wasting my time standing over a sink
...
ass-n-titties:
i wanna go to the space needle and drop a penny off of it and see if it kills anyone
siriused:
if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
paulmccartneysexgladiator:
if you don’t reblog this, you have no heart!
i don’t care if you’re a hipster blog, a miley cyrus blog, or a kawaii blog, you WILL reblog this!
all of my followers had better reblog this!
this won’t make your blog ugly! stop reblogging anorexic girls and take five seconds to show that you’re a fucking human being
98% of the people who see this won’t reblog...
I GOT MY LICENSE
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH YEAH YEAH
YEAH
YEAH
FUCK YES
hemoglobinfornicationalcohol:
i wish the school allowed the graduating seniors one day to go around and slap every person they’ve ever wanted to slap without any consequences i mean how great would that be
3 tags
Left 4 Dead 3
I know L4D3 is probably not going to come out anytime soon or at all but I have always had an idea as to the plot for the third game.
It would be four new survivors, just like last time.
But they aren’t adults. They’re kids in their mid to late teens who weren’t very friendly or familiar with each other before the outbreak but were brought together after their school went under...
i really hope i pass my drivers test on wednesday..
I’ll look like a fucking moron if I fail it twice.
ugh
fuck
i have to get up to visit a college in less than 7 hours
